No Second Coming Of Jesus Christ, He Probably Was Drunk When He Made That Promise In John 14:1-3 – Vatican

The spokesperson for the Vatican officially
announced some days ago that the
second coming of Jesus, the only son of
the God, may not happen now after all,
but urged followers to still continue with
their faith, regardless of the news.
Cardinal Giorgio Salvadore told WWN that
this years 1,981st anniversary is to be the
Vatican’s last in regards to waiting for the
Lord to return to Earth.
“We just feel Jesus is not coming back by
the looks of it.” he said. “It’s been ages
like. He’s probably flat out doing other
really good things for people somewhere
else.”
Nearly two thousand years ago, Jesus
promised his disciples that he would
come again in chapter John 14:1-3 of the
bible: “There are many homes up where
my Father lives, and I am going to
prepare them for your coming. When
everything is ready, then I will come and
get you, so that you can always be with
Me where I am. If this weren’t so, I would
tell you plainly”
The Vatican defended Jesus’ broken
promise, claiming “he was probably
drinking wine” at the time when he made
the comments.
“Having the ability to turn water
into wine had its ups and its
downs.” added Cardinal Salvadore.
“We all make promises we can’t
keep when we’re drunk. Jesus was
no different.”
The church said it will now focus
attentions on rebuilding its reputation
around the world, but will keep an
optimistic mind for the savior’s second
coming.